coriander in pho

Ari:

“Malaysians love mee curry. It’s like Indian boyfriend to Chinese girlfriend. I’m the curry to your noodles, so we can have mee curry.”

Saya:

“… Rasanya pengen ketemu Nabi Adam lalu bilang ke dia, “you spend, like, some years in heaven. Plis lah belajar pick-up lines yang lebih mendingan selama di surga sebelum ditendang ke bumi. Your sons need that. A lot.””