This song is peak pandemic + introverts + geriatric millennials (“alright, it’s 10 PM! Time for me to go to bed.”)
I never relate to a song this much.
But wait, do I really have to go outside?
All them people they drive me so damn crazy
Tryna tell me they’re something they’re not
Oh wait, do I really have to go outside?
Driving through LA traffic, man that’s crazy
I’m still stuck, fingers up, on the 5
Leave a message, after the beep
I’ll reply as soon as I can
You can leave me a voice mail or two
But no guarantee that I’ll get back to you
Saw your message, after the beep
“Dude, come out as soon as you can”
Guess I’ll have an old fashioned or two
But the drinks are on you
Some might say I’m old and crazy
But I’m sick of friday nights
Dancing with a stranger
Under the disco lasers
Pointless conversations that are filled with TMI’s
I just called my Uber
I’m headed home tonight
I don’t wanna go outside (I don’t wanna go outside)
I don’t wanna go outside (I don’t wanna go outside)
Oh wait, a new colorway that caught my eye
Spending another day, another dollar on things I shouldn’t buy
But wait, do I really have to go outside?
I’m laid out on the couch, tired and lazy
I just got done with my 9 to 5
Leave a message, after the beep
I’ll reply as soon as I can
You can leave me a voice mail or two
But no guarantee that I’ll get back to you
Saw your message, after the beep
“Dude, come out as soon as you can”
Guess I’ll have an old fashioned or two
Still the drinks are on you
Some might say I’m old and crazy
But I’m sick of friday nights
Dancing with a stranger
Under the disco lasers
Pointless conversations that are filled with TMI’s
I just called my Uber
I’m headed home tonight
I don’t wanna go outside (I don’t wanna go outside)
I don’t wanna go outside (I don’t wanna go outside)