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I once was this kind of person who looked at house cleaning videos and thought to myself, “what a difficult process and such tricky equipments! Who needs a water/wet vacuum?!”

Let me introduce you to Hetch. Their full name is Hetch V10.

So, since I became a full-time housewife (please don’t confuse me with a tradwife. I still love money, okay?), I found a new fixation on cleaning videos hashtag so satisfying. One day, I saw this video from China, a CCTV recording of a family sleeping in the master bedroom. The wife got woken up abruptly with a pained look and her hands over her stomach, and when she ran to, I presume, the bathroom, the husband got woken up too and realized his wife got her period and the blood leaked into the mattress. He took care of their young child, then he took off the bedsheets to replace them. Before he replaced the bedsheets, he took a small handheld vacuum, then pour a cup of what seemed to be liquid detergent and water, scrubbed it for a minute, then vacuumed the water from the mattress which now clean. The wife came back, looked much better, and the husband asked her to go back to sleep again.

Of course, of course, in-between the praises to the husband, some questions popped: “WHAT VACUUM WAS THAT?!”

I scrolled the comments section with frenzy, and I saw someone shared a link: “Might be not the exact brand and product, because the one on the video looked smaller and square-ish, but this is the only one I can find on Shopee. Size-wise, still okay kan? Not too big. Bukan macam industrial grade-vacuum. Suitable for personal houses.”

With the Indonesian spirit of “GASKEUN!”, I got the vacuum and I am so pleased to tell you that I finally got the opportunity to test it on my bed topper.

AND YESSSS, IT WORKS AS PROMISED. The stains, unfortunately, have been around for quite some time, so I couldn’t clean it as best as I wanted to (also, not the vacuum’s fault. Cleaning out stains would be the detergent’s job), but maaaaan, the feeling of seeing the water sucked out along with the debris? Best thing in the world.

Also, I just realized how dirty the bed topper is. I thought because I always use bed sheets, it wouldn’t be super dirty. I was wrooooong.

EW.

I’M SAYING THIS WITH THE SATISFACTION OF BILLION SUNS IN THE UNIVERSE BURNING THE ZIONISTS AND EVERYONE IN THE EPSTEIN FILES TO ASHES AND NOTHINGNESS: EWWWW. Duuuuude. Look at that! What a beauty! What a disgustingly satisfying result!

Also, since I used vacuum, it took a relatively short time for the bed topper to dry and I can immediately change the bed sheets.

Forget about the newest iPhone. THIS, my friend, if you are one of us, The Noble Cleaners, The Guardians of The Hearth and The House, The Knights of The Homestead, THIS is the best purchase ever.